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Why yes, I am one
Of those Christian people.
Is that a problem?

Oh no, I am one
Of those atheist people.
Is that a problem?

Why yes, I do think
That's a problem because I
Think you have it wrong.

Well yeah? I too think
That's a problem because I
Think you have it wrong.

You know what, when you
End up in Hell, don't blame me.
I tried to warn you.

You know what, when you
Die and nothing happens, then
You'll see how you're wrong.

No you're wrong, and on
Judgement Day God Himself
Will say 'you were wrong.'

I regret to inform you that the poem must end here because the conversation portrayed proceeded to go on for thirty pages and got absolutely nowhere. I apologize for any inconvenience caused.
I have insomnia and therefore the motivation to write stupid things. Also a parody of hardcore atheists vs hardcore theists.

Is that a problem? :icontrollfaceplz:

EDIT: Yes, yes it is.
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Moombeam36 Featured By Owner Sep 5, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
So, incredibly true. I'm Catholic and I have friends who range from religious to spiritual to atheists. And we manage to remain civilized in our discourse. But then you see people on TV or the internet who act like this and...ugh. Those people make me feel sick and very tired.
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Kaptin-Kudzu Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
Most hardcore Christians/Atheists are not very considerate of the other person's point of view. However, I have heard of a particular Atheist who is very courteous and friendly to Christians (even appreciating it when they try to convert her and defending them when other Atheists are jerks towards Christians) and I personally know several Christians who don't shove Christianity mercilessly at other people (I am a missionary-in-training, but I have Atheist friends and we never get unfriendly about it).
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Nordica93 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Student Writer
Oh yes, I know that this only represents an incredibly loud-mouthed minority. Many artists and writers that I like are atheists, and most Christians I know are very kind, respectful people. It's just...uggh the Internet.
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Kaptin-Kudzu Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2011
Yeah, I get ya :)
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GardeEcossaise Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
I wouldn't call this "hardcore" per-se.
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Nordica93 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Student Writer
Fanatical? Dogmatics? Complete jerkasses? Help me!
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ambermei Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011
LOL! Check out Yahoo Questions & Answers on 'Religion and Spirituality' section!
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Nordica93 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011  Student Writer
They no longer have it. Can't imagine why.
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Wonderglass Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2011   Photographer
I don't know... I would have enjoyed a thirty page haiku :)
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Ir1shrebel Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2011  Student Digital Artist
You all commenting against the poster do realize this is a troll post right?
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